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dishenvyous:

MORE PRE CON SELFIES

THESE FACES ARE SO PRECIOUS

1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 8 notes

(fic) you can leave your hat on

foreverautumnblog:

warnings: Eren in a baseball cap, and dorks kissing.

The problem is, Eren just so happens to have a habit of wearing baseball caps.

And Levi just so happens to find him devastatingly attractive in them.

Well… what more can I say. XD If you ask me why I wrote this, I will not be able to explain it to you. But uhh…

Enjoy? *nervous laugh*

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1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 270 notes

"I’m going to war… But I have to bring my whole damn wardrobe with me." -Levi

erwinsboy:

Have you noticed that Levi lately changes frequently clothes? (of course because he is a clean freak but i took it to a whole new level)

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He is such a DIVA!!!

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1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 2,643 notes

dianaspot:

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Absolutely spot on!

1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 22,567 notes

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 46,605 notes

Tonight on Game of Thrones (4.02)

divers-wife:

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3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 1,528 notes

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 89,591 notes
cloven:

hey HEY Jean and Armin for narutorment because she’s super-wonderful and awesome and just dang great. (◡‿◡♡) 

cloven:

hey HEY Jean and Armin for narutorment because she’s super-wonderful and awesome and just dang great. (◡‿◡

3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 5,174 notes

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 239,167 notes
3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 5,153 notes

buzzoffblackagar:

yeah but what if Dick Grayson being a super spy really just have him swinging around half the time humming secret agent man.

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 73 notes

joseidrakar:

First time sketching these dorks.

RiRen

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 4,193 notes

frostlawyer:

have you ever brought up a topic like ableism or misogyny or cissexism around people you love and trust and just seen the boredom and exasperation and ‘here we go again’ in their eyes and suddenly felt a little bit less safe

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 50,467 notes

sn0w72897:

calamity-cain:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 170,049 notes

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 63,777 notes